
Now that the initial shock of Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy has worn off, people are beginning to question how it happened. And, once again, Websters is my Bitch has put in the extra effort and gotten the worldwide
exclusive on the details behind Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy. According to our very reliable sources, we're told that Jamie Lynn's boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, convinced her to have unprotected sex with and old stand-by: "
Just the Tip," he said, our source tells WIMB. "Just for a minute. I want to see how it feels. I promise not to move."
Unfortunately, Casey broke that promise. "He said he fell completely inside of her," our source says. "He just fell. He lost his balance and accidentally pushed his way all the way inside, and then he sprung a leak," our source continued. "Afterwards, Casey told Jamie Lynn that the only way to avoid pregnancy was if they had unprotected sex so that he could 'send some of my men in for the rescue operation.''"
It's really unbelievable; that line has been working for generations. Nice job, Casey. Except for the whole pregnancy, of course.
Sad thing is I've known girls who have fallen for this kind of line... that and "I won't break the hymen."
Blurry be the line that defines abst. only sex ed.