Kinky
Well now, what do we have here? Kylie Minogue in full on dominatrix gear? Looks like someone is ready for some kinky fun! Now what do you say we get out of here and go trolling the dive bars for a willing sucker to tie up and violate by ramming large, cylindrical objects up his ass? Or if rednecks aren't your thing, I could always just dial up Charlie Sheen again. Your call!
Kinky: (According to Urban Dictionary) Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, peeing on, fruit-fucking, candlewax dripping, long fingernail scraping, tossed salad eating, multiple partner having, she-male, oil-drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered, vibrator using, dress-up, banned in 30 states type of sex.
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Funny, I find Mynogue is about as sexually appealing as having a large cylindrical object shoved up my ass.
No judgements here B.Slim--although hooking with LaBarbara TWICE while Hermes convalesced was stone cold--, who/what do you like? I ask because when I was doing my undergraduate degree, I got such a reputation for my curmudgeonly ranting that people started calling me Waldorf or Statdler. I must've really given them something to chew on, seeing as how I'm not an: a)old b)white c)male d)puppet. I also hate heights, that's probably why I stopped growing once I hit 5'0. That's called PLANNING. Anyway, people would ask me this question, and half the time I'd just tell them to get off of my lawn if they weren't going to give me presents. Half the time I couldn't really think of anything on the spot, but I get pretty stupid if I go for more than five hours without sleep. I'm just curious, is all.
That's right, let's all act like that post was in any way , shape or form NORMAL. Well, normal for Stacey, but still.