Lip Caterpillar

JMDMLP_4.jpgAlthough I didn't even realize they used to be a couple in the first place, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Mary-Louise Parker are apparently back on. Of all the three-part named actors I can think of, these are definitely two of my favorites, so I'm pleased to see them together.

I'm less enthusiastic, however, about that fattie lip caterpillar Jeffrey Dean Morgan is rocking. Because, is it just me or does it make the two of them resemble "Pepe Le Pew" and that cat he was always trying to rape? Which is kind of crazy, since Pepe Le Pew doesn't even have a mustache. It just seems like he should, you know? Well, I am sorry if that makes me "prejudiced" again French people.

Note: Hasn't anyone ever told Jeffrey Dean Morgan not to wear his "corpse buryin' shoes" to Hollywood events?

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200px-Pepe_Le_Pew.jpgLip Caterpillar: A big honkin' mustache that goes straight across a man's lip, typically worn by French people and waiters. Although contrary to popular belief, lip caterpillars are not worn by horny skunks.