OK. I wanted to let this go. I really did. I mean, Ashlee Simpson is reading to sick children. How selfless; how generous. Right?

Get real.

If this were an actual altruistic act, then why are there cameras present? I mean, look at Ashlee; she doesn't give a rat's ass about these kids. She's looking into that camera like she's trying to seduce an impotent hobo. The only difference between this pose and the rest of Ashlee's postures is that she's not facing forward and showing off the goods her Daddy bought her. Clearly, this is just another one of Joe Simpson's douchebag PR stunts meant to show her nonexistent benevolent side. She's not magnanimous; she's a transparent ignoramus. And as soon as the cameras leave, she'll most certainly follow. Selfless, my ass.