Me-fucking-ow! Normally I don't like to mix business with pleasure, but they never told me I'd be staring down the 12 gauge double-barrel of David Duchovny and Michael C. Hall -- in the same room together, no less! Holy hell, would you just look at that man's sexy-ass forearms? Mmmm... Mommy like. I can think of unspeakable things I'd like to do to these two involving this whip. And maybe a bottle of hot sauce, a couple of ball gags, and some ring bologna.