If you're like me, you saw a headline over the weekend that said, "Pitbull Arrested For Drunk Driving" and thought it was one of those wacky human interest stories like drunk babies, hero dogs and children getting sued. But if you really are like me, you're probably not "hip" to rap music either -- so let me be the first to inform you that "Pitbull" is actually the name of a rapper, a.k.a "Armando Perez." Ohhhhh. From Mr. Perez's lawyer:

"With respect to Armando Perez' arrest this morning, this is to inform you that Mr. Perez will be pleading not guilty to all charges. This is all the unfortunate result of a misunderstanding. Mr. Perez and his legal team are confident that these charges will not be upheld."

A misunderstanding?! The only misunderstanding I see here is that if you're a rapper named Pitbull, you should be getting arrested for putting a cap in somebody's ass or biting off a guy's face -- not some pussy drunk driving charge. Otherwise, you're pretty much a failure at being a rapper named Pitbull.