
Britney's lookin' a little
niptizzal; she might want to avoid plate-glass windows for a while -- I wouldn't suggest reenacting that signature scene from
Catholic Schoolgirl Are Easy, either, lest she cut herself on the glass shower door.
Oh, and apparently, this shirt brought her good luck; she fucked a paparazzi later that day. Congrats Britney -- you've managed to fuck someone lower than you on the food-chain.
Britney classics:



Niptizzal: When it's very cold and you're able to cut glass with your nipples.
Yes, what a class act: greasy hair, unkempt skin, smeared and stinking of the effluvia from countless unidentified paparazzi. A perfect example of southern lady charm.
Funny thing I noticed the greasy stank hair before the nips!