Paris Hilton's Self-Tanning Instant Gel
Product Description: This lightweight and non-oily gel promotes a natural, golden tan for face and body without sun exposure. It's instantly absorbed, so there's no need to wait before dressing, with results in just two hours. Paris Hilton's Self Tanning Instant Gel imparts a natural, radiant, year-round glow without streaking.
Note: This is a paid advertisement. Webster's is my Bitch does not specifically endorse the use of Paris Hilton's Self Tanning Instant Gel, nor can we be held responsible for increased sex drive or loss of brain function that might arise from its use. Chlamydia (not pictured) sold separately. Do not operate heavy machinery within 24 hours after application. Void in Vermont. All SALES ARE FINAL.
