To all you naysayers who couldn't wait to say, "I told you so!" to Pam Anderson -- hold your heathen tongues! Because she's not actually getting divorced after all. Well, this week, anyway.

Anderson, 40, filed for divorce Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences. The actress says she and Salomon separated the day before, on Thursday.

But two days later, she was spotted shopping with Salomon, and on Monday she posted this brief note on her Web site: "P.S. We're working things out."

I think I see exactly what's going on here -- it's clearly the old 'threaten him with divorce' ploy. Sometimes a woman just doesn't want to hold her own purse while she's shopping. Is that such a crime? And I can't think of a better way to settle these little domestic squabbles than to slap divorce papers on a guy's ass. Let him know you mean business, girls -- you can't let little things like "potential string of failed marriages" stop you.