Pussy
Following last week's "I Love New York 2" finale, it's been revealed that Tiffany "New York" Pollard is engaged to winner Tailor Made a.k.a. George Weisgerber, a 32-year-old retail planner from Queens.As an ardent fan of the "I Love New York" franchise, this is kind of a slap in the face. For one thing, if New York really gets married, that pretty much puts the kibosh on any future "I Love New York" seasons. But more importantly -- Tailor Made?! After two seasons and forty men and she finally chooses this pussy?! With his pink shirts, facial masks and small wiener?
As a crazy-ass bitch myself, I used to feel almost as though I shared a kinship with New York -- minus the fake hair, boobs, eyelashes and STD's, of course. But now? New York, it's like I don't even know you at all.
Pussy: Slang term for a weak, cowardly, or effeminate man. You know, this guy.
But think of it this way: New York is too much of a famewhore Muppet to stay out of the spotlight for long. Soon we'll have "I Love New York 3: The Wedding," where our girl goes all Bridezilla and wants a wedding dress cut down to her navel, but in silk, because that's classy. Sister Patterson will flirt with Tailor Made's dad and conspire with his mom to keep the lovebirds from having sex until the wedding night, leading to crazy rendezvous in closets, et cetera. Tailor Made's ex-wife and daughter will be invited, causing tension, especially when Chance shows up to try again and hits it off with the ex. I'm excited already.