Here's a depressing reality check: These three people, at one point not that long ago, starred in six of the most popular romantic comedies of the last 20 years. Now, they have six chins between them, and they'd have another two if Meg Ryan hadn't given herself a homemade facial liposectomy with a vacuum cleaner attachment and a pair of scissors.

Seriously, how sad is that? You know what's sadder? Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale are who we have to look forward to for the next 20 years.