Looks like Tom Arnold has finally hit rock bottom:

CMT has placed an eight-episode order for My Big Redneck Wedding, a new unscripted series hosted by Tom Arnold. Each episode will focus on the wedding of a ''down-home country couple'' and all their ''rustic eccentricities,'' like a beer-can canopy, a celebratory shotgun salute, and a reception featuring mud wrestling and mattress surfing.

Oh, I can't wait. I understand that the first episode of "My Big Redneck Wedding" will focus on the wedding of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge. It's set to be held in gun and tackle shop next to a beauty parlor. The 11-year-old flower girl will herself be knocked up; the drunken bride will wear a wedding dress fashioned from an old Confederate flag; and groom will be decked out in a camouflage tuxedo with a hunter orange bow-tie. Dinner will consist of fried crawl deads, Hamburger Helper, and cans of Miller Light. Party favors will include tins of Skoal and old tires. It will be officiated by a gun-wielding Baptist pastor who quotes liberally from the Left Behind series. And the Maid of Honor, Britney Spears, of course will undoubtedly attempt to fuck the host before the ceremony.

It's going to be the best show ever.

A glimpse of Britney's redneckery: