Uhhh, I think you're a little late for Oktoberfest, Paris. That's why they call it "Oktoberfest" -- if you can excuse the shitty German spelling, the word "October" is right in there. On the plus side though, at least you have an excuse for smellin' all stank like
sauerkraut for once.
Sauerkraut: Finely sliced cabbage fermented by various lactic acid bacteria; has good keeping qualities and a distinctive sour flavor, both of which result from the lactic acid that forms when bacteria ferment the sugars in the fresh cabbage.
Just by the way... Oktoberfest takes place in September... so it should be called Septemberfest... but I guess that makes no difference regarding Ms Hilton ;-)
She can suck my wurst anyday