It's your lucky day, ladies (and penis-loving men). Judd Apatow -- the creative genius behind The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Superbad -- wants to bring more Johnson to the big screen. Indeed, after placing a penis behind John C. Reilly's head in an orgy scene in this weekend's new biopic comedy, Walk Hard, Apatow learned the hard way that audiences have problems with cock on the big screen, after 22 people walked out when confronted with the giant dong in a test screening. Says Apataw, "America fears the penis and that's something I'm going to help them get over." Thus, henceforth, Apatow says he's going to desensitize America to the sight of Peter, and help them get over their schlongophobia. He says he's going to "get a penis in every movie I do from now on."

You hear that, folks? In the future, Apatow's comedies won't just be the funniest in the business, but they'll also be the most penis-friendly. Unfortunately, given Apatow's cadre of regulars, you folks are gonna get to see a lot of penis you don't necessarily want to think about: Seth Rogen (Pineapple Express). Jonah Hill (Dumped), Will Ferrell (Step Brothers), Jack Black and Christopher "McLovin'" Mintz-Plasse (Year One). But, don't despair -- Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson, and James Franco also have Apatow-produced movies in the works, so the odds of seeing some tasty, tasty man meat have risen significantly. But, God save us from the day we have to see Martin Starr's mammoth man-organ on the big screen. *Shudder.*