Alleged model "Caprice" took part in a photo shoot for FSNBF -- an organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for serving and retired Fire Service personnel. I have only a passing acquaintance with Caprice's existence thanks to one time when I accidentally watched an entire season of "The Surreal Life" in a hungover stupor, so I'm not really making the connection here. But I guess if the Pam Anderson/PETA marriage has taught us anything, a surefire way to add cred to your non-profit is with a bleach blonde skeezer with a fake rack and cosmetically butchered face.