That Dax Shepard must have a jewel encrusted wang made out of solid gold, or something. (Evil Beet)

'Bout time you get your sweet ass back to work, slacker! (Yeeeah!)

That French model lied about porking Tony Parker. Good thing no one's marriage was almost totally ruined or anything. (The Blemish)

The world's biggest vagina. Spoiler alert -- it's not Britney's! (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston might be PREGGERNANT! Suck on that, Brange! (Celebitchy)

Jack Osbourne is starting to look like an Astronomy prof I had in college -- all he needs to do is start shaving half his face and age about 60 years to complete the look. What? Yes I went to college. (cityrag)

Lohan shows off her shiny, spandex covered gams. (Popoholic)

Is it still too soon to make fun of Kanye? Well, his crib is for sale if anyone's interested... Smoke free, smells slightly of inflated ego. Zing! (Pop on the Pop)