Constatine Maroulis will work for food. (Yeeeah!)

David Schwimmer thinks he can just coast on that "Friends" charm damn near forever. (Ayyyy!)

Lindsay Lohan accepts the "Special People's Award." (Evil Beet)

Did K-Fed spend one night in Paris? I think my barf just barfed. (Celebslam)

And on a related note, Sting sucks his wife's feet. The woman's feet, for chrissakes! (The Blemish)

Everybody loves them some Jewel Saite! (usemycomputer)

Giorgio Armani is kinda hunky for a septuagenarian. Just sayin'. (Dlisted)

Mr. Bean overcompensates. (Agent Bedhead)