Snaps: Brain Damage
David Blaine's next superhuman feat: Permanent Brain Damage! (Celebitchy)Tara Reid: Will work for Jell-O shots. (IDLYITW)
Skank Cancer rocks the Cancer Stick. (Evil Beet)
Beyonce suffers from a severe case of loose wrists. Also, she's a lazy goddamn diva. (Dlisted)
For those of you wondering, Ashley Olson does indeed expel gas. (Cityrag)
Cindy Crawford seeks to one-up Jennifer Love Hewitt in the illustrious category of Unflattering Angle. (The Blemish) But Hayden Panettiere wins the day! (Usemycomputer)
Britney's taste in men: Impeccable! Who doesn't love homicidal dudes? (Poponthepop)
Three reasons that Queery absolutely rocks. (Queerty)
In separated at birth revelations: Lord Malfoy and Nicole Kidman? (Ayyyy!)
Whoa. I assume he's dressed as Daffyd from 'Little Britain'. He's the only gay in the village, you know?
But I don't get her costume. She looks like the stuff I was spitting the night before my dental surgery. That was mean.