Your daily dose of Britney skanking it up. (usemycomputer)

Casey Aldridge, you are NOT the father! (Yeeeah!)

Well John Mayer, bragging about being taller than bloggers certainly qualifies you as douchie. Since you were wondering and all. (Agent Bedhead)

Jessica Alba bumpwatch. (Evil Beet)

The most self important union next to Brangelina has effectively crumbled. (IDLYITW)

Ivanka Trump shows off her assets. And not the "financial" kind, either. (The Blemish)

Sharon Osbourne makes poor African children massage her ass. What?! (Best Celeb Gossip)

Oh, go suck a fat one, Oprah. (Pajiba)