James Franco apparently smoked a big ole bowl of incoherence before stepping in front of a mic. (Yeeeah!)

Heather Graham slipped and fell onto another penis during filming of her latest movie. Clumsy girl! (IDLYITW)

The truth is: Jack Nicholson may actually be your father. (Celebitchy)

Two people I've never heard of, nor could possibly give a shit about, have called off their engagement. Tweeners everywhere weep tears of blood. (Evil Beet)

I barely recognized Eva Mendes with all those clothes on. (Usemycomputer)

Which is the tastier slice of man meant: David Beckham or Paul Rudd? (FListed)

Hot girls are mean. And so is Janice Dickinson. (Jossip)

Man: How can such a nice, affable guy be such a waste of carbon deep down inside? (Queerty)

Homo sapiens aren't the only ones that can enjoy hot man-on-man action; thanks to research, fruit flies are now getting in on the action, too. (Poponthepop)