HOLY SHIT! (Yeeeah!)

Adam Sandler rocks a middle aged faux hawk; predictably looks stupid. (Best Celeb Gossip)

Headline of the year. Indeed. (Celebslam)

Tom Cruise's upcoming film gets bumped after the suckfest Lions for Lambs. (Agent Bedhead)

Christina Ricci is looking cute these days, I must admit. (usemycomputer)

Lily Allen is also pregnant, and couldn't have picked a better time to reveal the news. (The Blemish)

Oh yeah -- and, the White House is on fire! (Evil Beet)

Merry Christmas! This year I got you some ScarJo boobages! (Popoholic)

Brooke Hogan is a ringer for He-Man. (IDLYITW)