Hey! Speaking of rotten tuna fish, Lindsay Lohan has replaced drugs and alcohol with vagina! (Yeeeah!)

Here's a terrible idea: Remake Pretty Woman. And you know who should star? Jessica Simpson. Head Meet Hole. (IDLYITW)

The Beet brings you the first images of lil Alba, who probably looks like a sea monkey right now. (Evil Beet)

If you woke up this morning asking yourself, "How can I save the world from robots?" then have I got a link for you. (QuizLaw)

J.Love won't be appearing in Playboy anytime soon. At least until she needs the green. (Celebitchy)

A primer in avoiding pregnancy (spoiler alert: Keep the semen on the outside). (Fatback and Collards)

Why would anyone want to see Ivanka Trump's under-bra? (Derek Hail)

Now Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! Nah -- but she did give birth to a new video. (poponthepop)