Britney Spears miraculously lives another year on this Earth. (Yeeeah!)

Avril Lavigne isn't too punk rock to suck Paris Hilton's ass. (PopOnThePop)

What's with J. Simp's guilty look -- the one that says, "I'm sneaking into the back room at the local video store; I hope no one is watching." (IDLYITW)

Whoo! What's that smell? Why, it's Heather Mills' splayed open vaginny! (The Evil Beet)

Eliza Dushku isn't really an orgy participant, she just plays one in the movies. (The Blemish)

Goddamn, Lohan is looking like a corpse these day. (Celebslam)

Come to think of it, this wax figure of Lohan looks healthier than the real Lohan. (Popbytes)

And on that note, bet you'll never guess who the dumbest person in Hollywood is! (Celebitchy)