Ashley Tisdale's new nose unveiled! (Fatback)

Fun Fact: The traditional seventh-month anniversary gift is Astroglide. Shop accordingly. (Yeeeah)

Adrianne Curry poses for lesbian photos; Bobby Brady wants a separation. I'd do the math, but my brain doesn't count backwards. (Derek Hail)

Skank Cancer just will not learn to keep her goddamn mouth shut. (poponthepop)

Eva Longoria knows what to do when her man cheats; buy some spiky heels and wait until he falls asleep. (Ayyyy!)

Hillary Duff apparently stuffs all her dead bodies into her luggage. (Daily Stab)

Judy Greer, y'all: Doing the sexy pose. (Usemycomputer)

Appropriately, Nicole Kidman is dressed as the Tin Man, for they have a lack of heart in common. (L.A. Rag Mag)

Celebrity lunch boxes add pizazz to that old soggy PB&J. (popbytes)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer would be so much better if Amy Winehouse were to star as Blitzed. (Holy Candy)