Paris Hilton knows how to land a man: with a bottle of ether, a roll of duct tape and a strap-on, of course! (Yeeeah!)

Rick Martin is GAY??? I am shocked -- shocked at this news! (DListed)

Too cute for words Kristen Bell shines at a holiday party. (UseMyComputer)

Poor Kate Hudon's kid is taking after his Dad. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan cheated on her rehab boyfriend with a drug dealer; begged for drugs? That sounds so... very much like her. (Celebitchy)

Brad Pitt builds a bunch of pink houses in New Orleans. (Ayyyy!)

Juno is the best movie you probably won't get to see this year because it's only playing limited release in major cities. Curses! (Pajiba)

Tara Reid still looks like a used up old prostitute. (Celebslam)