Kate Moss removes her top; reveals nasty spitball injuries. Gruesome. (IDLYITW)

Bear Grylls ventures into the wild Man-on-Man lifestyle of West Hollywood and miraculously comes out alive. (Queerty)

You know what New Orleans needs in the wake of Katrina? Art! And Brad Pitt brings it. (Celebitchy)

Tyra Banks talks sex with Bow Wow, generates more awkwardness than a Magnate School Prom. (Mollygood)

Pete Doherty runs to Amy Winehouse's aid after that tacky napalm incident. Well, of course he does. Junkies Unite. (Yeeah!)

Ashley Tisdale has a deviated brain. Huh? (*Beat*) Ahhh. (Evil Beet)

Penguins dressed as elves! Penguins dressed as elves! (Agent Bedhead)

OMG! OMG! OMG! Kirsten Dunst talks on her cellphone. (Usemycomputer)

The CH gang saves Lindsay Lohan from rehab. (College Humor)