Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon can't stand each other. Which is kind of funny, because I can't stand either of them! (The Blemish)

Some guy stole Paula Abdul's urine. What part of "Paula Abdul" and "urine" didn't make him realize this maybe wasn't such a good idea? (Yeeeah!)

The new "American Gladiators" will include motherfucking aqua-gladiators! (Agent Bedhead)

Britney tries to act like she doesn't love the paparazzi in her new video. (Evil Beet)

Ever wondered if Marcia Cross's carpet matches the drapes? Hint: you haven't. (IDLYITW)

Us Magazine tries to get blood from a stone. Or polish a turd or something like that. (PopOnThePop)

Why you should be watching arguably the best damn comedy on TV right now. (Pajiba)

Amy Winehouse wants one last blowout before rehab. Ahhh, nothing like the insincere words of an addict. (Dlisted)