Paris Hilton's whore brother didn't fall far from the Whore Tree. (The Blemish)

Say Cheese! The top ten mugshots of 2008. (Celebslam)

Dammit celebrities. The holidays are over already -- now get back to business as usual. (Ayyyy!)

Another story of Nicole Richie being all "Queen Charity." Sigh... (Evil Beet)

Will Smith says really, really stupid things; regrets it. (Celebitchy)

K. Fed continues his campaign for Father of the Year by rounding up all 50 of his kids for a trip to Disneyland. (Wendy Wayward)

Somebody steals Posh's shit from her dressing room. (DListed)

Something is looking, uh... off about Mrs. Claus. (BestCelebGossip)