Suspenders
Ummm. Keira, sweetie. The ... er ... your ... um ... the suspenders go on OVER the shirt, not that we don't love looking at your protruding clavicle, cutie pie. And, are you taking over the role of Frank-N'-Hooker in the London revival of X-Rated Rocky Horror Picture show? Or did your makeup girl just wallpaper over the paint? You gotta take the first coat off before applying a second coat, honey?More of Keira Knightley's clavicle:
Suspenders: Adjustable straps or bands worn over the
shoulders with the ends buttoned or clipped to the waistband of a pair
of trousers or a skirt to support it. They are also the perfect complement to any outfit, assuming you are wearing an outfit to begin with.
She looks like a consumptive hooker-mime.
So, you know, bravo.
Was the magazine going for the look of that movie The Night Porter? Because, while that's a very artsy reference to make, I can't imagine Kiera actually wanting to be associated with a concentration camp victim with a taste for S&M.