Montel "Mountain Get Out of My Way" Williams has issued a public apology following threatening 17 year old Courtney Scott, an intern with the Savannah Morning-News because he didn't care for a question she asked him. Williams was in town to promote a program giving free prescriptions to low-income people.

''As we were preparing to film, Montel walked up with his bodyguard and got in Courtney Scott's face pointing his finger telling her 'Don't look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,''' said Joseph Cosey, a web content producer for the newspaper. ''At this time he was randomly pointing at all of us.''

Now I may not be a "big star" like Montel, but I'm still from America. And in America we have a name for people who threaten to blow people up -- they're called terrorists. Hear that, Department of Homeland Security? Maybe all that wiretapping was unnecessary after all, because it seems the real terrorists are brazen enough to make threats right in front of reporters. Now I fully expect to see Montel's testicles hooked up to a car battery, STAT. That's not just the smell of frying balls -- that's the smell of freedom.