Tragedy
Over the weekend, Celine Dion performed her final show at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace after five years' worth of performances. Unfortunately, the event was marred by tragedy when, during the show's encore, the crowd rushed the stage and began ripping Celine's fragile limbs from her papier mache torso, selling her appendages on EBay to mark the occasion. Unfortunately, Celine Dion -- being the overunctuous diva that never dies -- will continue touring around America, as simply as head, 42" neck, and a torso encased in shatterproof glass, ensuring that no one will ever, ever manage to separate her head from her body.
Tragedy: an event resulting in great loss and misfortune, the misfortune in this case being someone who had to bear witness to Celine Dion's final performance. Or any performance, really.
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