I knew it! I always heard it was good luck to kiss a troll, but no one ever believed me. Sure, they all laughed and laughed when I kissed David Kerpowski in the seventh grade and called me "Troll Kisser" until we graduated -- but now who's a rich and famous gossip blogger? Uh huh, exactly. You can fully expect to see Selma Blair's career take a major resurgence in the near future.

Mark my words.