Scarlett Johansson, who has kept a modest profile for the last few months after an early 2006 that saw her metaphorically rubbing her cleavage into everyone's face, has sought to expand the popularity of her chest beyond America. She recently posed for a photo shoot in the Belgium edition of Elle magazine. The language in Belgium, however, is difficult to translate; they speak French, German, and Dutch, and use a host of local dialects.

However, we here at Webster's is my Bitch once again have exclusive scoop on the pull-quote on the picture above. We have assembled a crack-team of translators, and according to our experts, the pull quote in red reads: "She has a beautiful pair of breasts, but in the head: Nothing but rocks. You could launch a space shuttle out of the empty space between her ears. There's always a vacancy, but the light is never on."

It's good to know that Belgians and Americans both think alike.