Have I ever mentioned how much Marc Anthony skeeves me out? Oh,
I have? Several
times, even? Well, it's a point that I feel bears repeating. Jennifer Lopez and the Dark Lord Ratface attended the 2007 Movies Rock event last night -- and as you can see, Ratface wasn't letting
anybody forget the fact that he's got the Latino Jesus Christ brewing in that belly of hers. Man alive does the thought of his cold, evil touch give me the
willies. Normally I would think a touch like that would have an extinguishing effect on all living things, but seeing that it's his own seed in there, I guess it does the opposite. I just hope for J Lo's sake that she doesn't perish horribly after she gives birth to it.
Willies: A sense of dread or extreme discomfort, which can be best experienced by looking into Marc Anthony's dead eyes.
Every time I see a picture of them, I am reminded of Nadine Cross and Randall Flagg in "The Stand". I hope JLo throws herself from a window in Vegas before the demon spawn can emerge from her tainted womb. Heebie jeebies, wiggins, willies, whatever you want to call it, he's just plain creepy.
Well....we THINK it's his. I mean,how do we know for sure? Maybe she got inseminated by a hot backup dancer!