Witch
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and caldron bubble. Nice try, but I'm onto you hag. Oh yeah, I've read all the fairy tales, I know how it goes. One minute it's like "Come on in my house made of gingerbread! We'll have some nice cookies and milk; it'll be sweet..." and the next it's all, "Get in the oven, kiddo -- and make like pot roast." You witches think you're sooo fucking smart, don't you? Pull that shit again and you'll find a nice roastin' stake with your name on it.
Witch: A woman thought to have evil magic powers. Witches are popularly depicted as wearing a black cloak and pointed hat, and flying on a broomstick -- although some are brazen enough to show up in public, at Hollywood events and award shows and such.
At least fairy tale witches, to keep up the illusion, had enough sense not to have dog poo and piss everywhere inside the house...or Ozzy.