If you hosted an event in Hollywood this weekend, the fuggo spawn of Bruce and Demi was probably there -- since she somehow was able to squeeze in every conceivable Hollywood event she could undeservedly manage to attend. I don't know what it is about Rumer Willis that inspires such hatred. Maybe it's it's because her head reminds me of a giant punching bag and it's my natural psychological reaction to wanna pound on it, or that air of entitlement she ostensibly seems to have suckled from Demi's afterbirth. Or maybe it's just because of that stupid looking hat she always wears.