Ay Caramba!
Ay Caramba: Expression. An exclamation of disgust or surprise in Latin American Spanish; popularized by the television series "The Simpsons."Because apparently it wasn't fucking annoying enough when Lisa converted to Buddhism, Bart Simpson is now a Scientologist. Or Nancy Cartwright, the middle-aged actress who voices the character, is anyway. And not just any Scientologist, either! Queen Shit of Scienturd mountain has reportedly donated 10 million dollars to "help spread the word of founder L. Ron Hubbard into other galaxies."
I guess now they're going to have to come up with some new catchphrases to slap onto T-Shirts and other merchandise. Maybe "Eat My Body Thetans!" or "Don't Have a Xenu, Man!" No wait, how about "Ay Caramba! I'm a Stupid Fucking Scientologist?" Perfect.
Stacey, give this woman a break. It's obvious that Nancy Cartwright's body digusts herself so much that she had to turn somewhere for help.
I mean, good god, if I looked like a gigantic flabby ass, I'd probably donate - well, I'm poor - I'd, I'd have to donate ejaculate. I'd market my sperm as 'space ejaculate'.
Aw, Jesus...like I needed another reason to not watch The Simpsons anymore. This is some depressing news right here.
Also, I misunderstood this item at first. I thought you were reporting that Nancy Cartwright suddenly became a scientologist, when she's been one for years. Ha, Mozilla spell-check rejects the term "scientologist." Ah, if only...