Woah. Never, Never Land is now a little less never, and a little more "do me." Alan Moore, the graphic novelist behind the source material that inspired both League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and V for Vendetta, has decided to celebrate the expiration of Peter Pan's copyright by penning Lost Girls, a graphic pornographic version of the children's story.

Indeed, Lost Girls follows Peter Pan's Wendy (who is married to a man named Harold Potter), The Wizard of Oz's Dorothy, and Alice from Alice in Wonderland, through their "sexual awakenings and fulfillment."

In the book Wendy is shown meeting Peter Pan and the Lost Boys in a park for sexual encounters.

An adolescent Alice is depicted being molested by an adult abuser, while Dorothy is pictured in compromising situations with a trio of Kansas farm-hands.

The illustrated book also depicts Tinkerbell being raped and Wendy being spied on by pedophile peeping toms. Alan Moore insists that he's taking a stand against censorship, but I think Moore -- who, even among wackjob graphic novelists is batshitcrazy -- just wanted an excuse to turn children's tales into masturbation material. But, if he was gonna go whole hog, why not include Mother Goose -- nothing like a little nursery rhyme bestiality to spice up your depravity. Sick bastard.