The picture above, of Waitress's Kerri Russell and Ricki Lake, was taken in New York City last night, outside of the premier for The Business of Being Born. It was taken seconds before the bitch fight to end all bitch fights. Witnesses on the scene said that, after Russell poked her finger in Lake's face, Lake rared back and "hauled off on that skinny white chick." Subsequent reports says that Russell yanked at Lake's hair, they fell to the ground, rolled around on a sewer grate, and began pulling at clothes. "That bony-ass chick is a lot stronger than you think," another witness reported. "She ripped off one of the straps on the dysmorphic lady, and then she wrapped her scarf around her neck and started screaming, 'Ima choke you, bitch.'" Another bystander tells W.I.M.B.:

Felicity is crazy. You should've seen her eyes -- they were wild, darting back and forth like pinballs. I thought she was gonna cut the other girl. It was awesome. It was, like, everything I could ever hope for, only instead of Ricki Lake, I pictured Giselle Bundchen. And instead of a sewer grate, it was a soft bed with tons of pillows and silk sheets.

After a few minutes of hair pulling and teeth gnashing, however, the light in Keri's eyes flickered out, she stood up, and calmly apologized. Then, the two began posing for pictures as though nothing had happened: