Bloat. Noun. To become swollen; be puffed out or dilated.I just wanted to commend the graphics department in charge of the movie poster for Vince Vaughn's upcoming
Wild West Comedy Show. They did a helluva job of airbrushing the bloat right out of Vaughn. Either that, or they just used a photo of Vince circa
Swingers. Vince: Get some sleep, brother. You're getting fat rolls underneath your eyes. And lay off the deep-dish pizza, my man.
More from the premier of
Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show.


What-in-the fuck does Vincent Vaughn know about comedy other than talking fast and not trying hard enough? I saw a trailer for the Wild West 'comedy' show; in it Vaughn was dressed as a lounge hustler and I thought to myself, "Somebody please, please, stab that guy in the heart with a rusty screw driver.', then I added, 'Now!'
I'm not saying I'm not an alcoholic, but Vince really needs to put down the bottle -- AT LEAST a few hours before attending a premiere.