Traci Lords, former porn star, Penthouse pinup, and B-movie starlet, has signed on to Kevin Smith's follow-up to Clerks II, Zack and Miri Make a Porno. The movie stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, who play Zack and Miri, two friends who, after finding themselves deep in debt, enlist their friends to make a pornographic movie with the goal of earning some quick cash.

No word on Traci Lords role, but given her history, I doubt she's been hired to play a bank teller, unless -- of course -- it's a bank teller with a fondness for pizza delivery boys and three-hole penetration.