Clubbin'
W.I.M.B. Internal MemoBlogger's Mission: To work in a punchline that suggests that it is neither a seal nor a sandwich that warrants a clubbing, but to do so without promoting violence against women. Suggested phrase: "That's a clubbin'!" Attempt to include a reference to Breakfast Club, popular 80s movie starring subject's mother. Then remember that it was Ally Sheedy, not Demi Moore in Breakfast Club. Dumbass. Distract attention away from punny nature of post and embarrassing gaffe with odd non sequitur of a sexual nature -- bonus points if non sequitur includes unicorns or dragons. Avoid overused comparison of subject to Dad in The Incredibles.
Club: To beat with or as with a club.
Jesus. After months of making clay models and tracing genial lines, I've finally figured out what's wrong with Rumor's body: She's made-of Bruce Willis.
It's as if some sick bastard decided to make a Bruce Willis clone, but fucked the process up leaving the clone female, and talentless.
Bravo, Son-of Diehard. You know exactly how to get the public's attention; Activism. You learn well, sport.
Stop Spreading Rumors and Start Spreading Rumers.
Club sandwiches contain like three types of meat... so eating club sandwiches instead of clubbing seals doesn't exactly prevent cruelty to animals.
Also, she's uggo.
Dude, Rumor Willis' dad is Craig T. Nelson?