Rosie O'Donnel, always the voice of sanity and relevance, has suggested on her infamous blog that Britney Spears is not unlike Princess Diana, and is at risk for meeting the same tragic fate.

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.

The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.

Brilliant! Britney Spears is just like Princess Diana -- the only difference being that Britney actually courts paparazzi attention and even bangs them on occasion. Not to mention that Britney Spears is a huge slutty lunatic. Come to think of it, they really don't have anything in common at all. So hey Rosie, couldn't you think of a more creative way of desecrating Princess Di? Maybe by fisting yourself to her pictures? Or by using a "female urination apparatus" to take a standing piss on her grave? Although, neither of those things would be nearly as insulting.