OK, enough with the fucking Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana or whatever the crap her name is, already. I know that saying so puts me squarely in the crosshairs of a lynch mob made up of thousands of rabid little girls -- but I can't wait 'til this bitch gets knocked up or picks up a drug habit. Because you know it's gonna happen. Just looking at her, I can tell you right now this chick is dirty. I knew girls like this in high school, and they were the ones smoking pot in the boys bathroom and having sex with teachers. Just you wait -- when the Hannah Montana shitstorm explodes, it is going to be one delicious mess.