Dissed: Verb. Slang for disrespect.

Angelina Jolie totally got dissed by the Oscar nominations this year for her portrayal of Mariane Pearl in A Mighty Heart. Among those who did collect Best Actress noms were Cate Blanchett, Julie Christie, Marion Cotillard, Laura Linney and Ellen Page.

You know Angelina has got to be livid that a "pregnant teenager" beat out her "widow in blackface." Well, maybe next year it'll teach her to step it up a notch. Personally, I'm thinking she's be perfect for the role of Terri Schiavo. But really, anything in "retarded" or "comatose" will probably do.