Egyptian: Adjective. Of or relating to Egyptian antiquities.

It's not even that I hate this dress that Debra Messing is wearing here. Hell, I'd even go so far to say that it's not even one of the worst crimes of Bedazzling I've ever seen. But the thing is, I can't help thinking she looks like an extra who wandered off the set of Michael Jackson's "Remember the Time" video. You know the one, right? Where they were in Ancient Egypt and Eddie Murphy was the Pharaoh and Michael with his gold lame mock turtleneck of fabulosity were trying to steal away Cleopatra? "On the phone you and me -- til dawn, two or three? What about us girl?"