Fancy Lesbian: Noun. A homosexual woman with a penchant for men's formal wear.

Who is this lady, and why is she wearing a tie? No wait, I get it... She must be one of those fancy lesbians like Melissa Etheridge or K.D. Lang.

Hmm... But that still doesn't explain why her name is allegedly Steven Cojocaru. That doesn't sound very lesbianish to me.