Flaccid

lohanactress.jpgIn a tough year that saw her arrested a couple of times, in and out of rehab, and involved with multiple short-term relationships, Lindsay Lohan at least has something to celebrate. She's been recognized by British moviegoers for the worst acting performance of the year for her role as a stripper in the schizophrenically awful torture-porn flick, I Know Who Killed Me. It was a close race, of course. But, Lindsay just beat out a flaccid penis for its performance in Jackhammers, Tony Romo's role as a quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, and Republican Senator Larry Craig for his moving "I Am Not Gay"soliloquy.

Congratulations, Lindsay. You deserve it!

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Flaccid: Referring to the non-erect, flabby state of the penis when a man is not sexually aroused.


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