Fuckstick
For reasons that are still unclear, the woman above -- Jillian Grace, March 2005's Playboy Playmate -- allowed David Spade's fuckstick to enter her love canal. Voluntarily. In fact, while Spade was a quarter-inch deep rattling off lame zingers about celebrities as washed up as he is ("I'll show you a Hollywood minute, baby"), his seed apparently found purchase in her soil. Ms. Grace is now allegedly pregnant with Spade's love child and Spade has even seen fit to man up and take ownership if he is, in fact, proven to be the baby daddy.Fuckstick: Slang term for the male sexual organ.
I'm telling you guys, David Spade gets more round booty than a cow-catcher. It's inexplicable, but he's knee-deep in hot, dumb starletard.
Yes, Because shouldn't all the playboy bunnies want a fat, sarcastic, angry internet nerd a la Simpson's comic store nerd?
Shame on the bimbo, shame. Don't worry, maybe the next one will happily pick the pimples off your flabby virgin ass.