Gay Leprechaun
This is incredible! Make a wish, kids -- it's a real live gay leprechaun! I heard that these are the rarest of all leprechauns, only ever witnessed in or around public restrooms or occasionally via webcams on the internet.Gay Leprechaun: A small, mischievous sprite from Irish folklore -- known for his pasty complexion, sparkly green suits, and a penchant for lucky charms and the cock. Legend goes that anyone who catches one turns gay themselves. True story.
Yeesh...he looks like a failed Doctor Who candidate.